Can it be So!!!

Who am I?Vader, Vader!Who?Vader.Yes!I am your father!How can this be so!Because it is that way.Father are you going to get another upgrade, so you can destroy me.Yes, my son!Oooh Noooo!Yes, it is true next week I get to test again.For whaaat!My next belt, you inane son of mine!Oh, my father!Yes, My son, I will learn more than ever before!Yes, thank-you that is all, simperfy!